Sometime early in my marriage my wife and I were given two aprons, one red and one blue. For 10 years they have sat in a cupboard above our stove. Well, this year after getting tired of getting wet when I wash the dishes or grease on my clothes when cooking bacon, I finally broke out one of the aprons and have never turned back. I love these things! They are ingenious. I feel like I'm wearing a coat of armor that protects me from all kitchen invaders. So with pride and glory I will shout it from the mountain tops, "I'm a man, and I wear an apron!!!"I WEAR AN APRON. (You got a problem with that?!)
Sometime early in my marriage my wife and I were given two aprons, one red and one blue. For 10 years they have sat in a cupboard above our stove. Well, this year after getting tired of getting wet when I wash the dishes or grease on my clothes when cooking bacon, I finally broke out one of the aprons and have never turned back. I love these things! They are ingenious. I feel like I'm wearing a coat of armor that protects me from all kitchen invaders. So with pride and glory I will shout it from the mountain tops, "I'm a man, and I wear an apron!!!"
