WHAT MAKES UNICORNS CRY
By Bob Shea
- Seasonal allergies
- Those who refuse to believe in them
- Orphans throwing socks at them
- Renegade wizards who refuse to join the alliance
- A sad movie
- Getting punched in the horn
- Unicorn-themed fan fiction
- War, poverty, injustice, the same stuff as you and me
- Older, mean-spirited unicorns
- Your habitual lying
- Overactive thyroid
