#1 When given the opportunity to play on the floor with age-appropriate toys, the child will ignore the toys and instead will reach fervently for dangerous objects intentionally placed out of their reach (i.e. salt & pepper shakers, pens, knives, etc.)
#2 No matter where the child is placed in the house, their shrieking cries will penetrate any wall or barrier placed between them and you.
#3 It doesn't matter what you feed your child, the food on your plate looks better to them.
#4 They are still sooo darn cute!!!
